We are all well aware of Wiz’s love for herbal remedies and the stoner rapper has taken his latest business venture to the mobile app world.
Wiz Khalifa’s Weed Farm is a mobile app that will be coincidentally available on 4/20, the unofficial “official” holiday for stoners. Wiz posted on Instagram that it was “Better than Pokémon.”
51.7k Likes, 883 Comments - Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) on Instagram: "Available 4/20. Wiz Khalifa's weed farm. It's a fun game and I play the shit all the time. Better..."
Akin to Farmville of Facebook fame, users will grow their marijuana plants and collect revenue from their growth which will in turn buy more plants and land. The game also mimics the current availability of marijuana as an accessible drug in states across the U.S., meaning marijuana legalization will continue to grow within the game.
Users even have a chance to win a trip to Colorado to see Wiz live in concert at the Red Rocks and tour the official Khalifa Kush farm.
In honor of this soon-to-be mobile-game bust, here’s a short list of shortly lived mobile games that infuriated us.
1. Candy Crush Saga
Not even going to give a description. Invite me again and I will Candy Crush the Saga that is your face.
No Sharon, I will not help you with your farm. Stop asking.
3. Plants vs. Zombies
Though somehow successful enough to get a full video game spinoff, Plants vs. Zombies is a premises that thoroughly infuriates me. Plants will never be able to kill Zombies. Period.
4. Bejeweled Blitz
Twenty something years in and I still have no clue what this game is about. One more invite to Bejeweled Blitz 6 and I’m unfriending you.
5. Fruit Ninja
Never got it, never will. Pretty sure ninja’s have bigger melons to chop.
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