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Friend, the Smurf force is still strong. Did you know Global Smurf Day is celebrated every June (The Saturday closest to June 25th)?  Naturally, it needs to be on a Saturday every year so that, hopefully, you have the day off and can Smurf your best Smurf day, live your best Smurf life, and go Smurf yourself all day long. 

For our young guns, let me give you a little Smurf history.  This ‘80s cartoon series (and comic book) is chock full of little blue people who are (mostly) named after emotions and emotion is their defining feature.  The only exceptions were Papa Smurf (their leader) and Smurfette, the lone female Smurf (aside from Sassette’s brief appearance).  The only human character: Gargamel, the bad guy along with his cat, Azrael. Gargamel’s agenda included destroying, eating, or turning the Smurfs into gold, depending on the episode.   

Some Smurfs were well-known like Jokey, Grouchy, and Clumsy.  Believe it or not, there were more than 100 Smurfs, so naturally, some Smurfs were just plain ridiculous.   

Pretentious Smurf become king while Papa was away.  Naturally, Pretentious Smurf completely abused his kingly powers and mayhem ensued. 

Finance Smurf brought the idea of barter and trade to the Smurfs.  The IMMEDIATE result was poverty and corruption.  Don’t rock the Smurfs.  Don’t tip the Smurfs over. 

Wild Smurf was somehow raised by squirrels after being lost in the woods… because, you know, those babies tend to roam off on their own. 

Let’s go Wild Smurf on your shopping side and check out these Smurftastic items from the ‘80s.  Enjoy! 

  • Tee Luv Men's Faded Grouchy Smurf Shirt

    Let people know how really feel… grouchy. Side note: I’ve bought Tee Luv shirts before and they’ve all been ridiculously soft, but it does say 100% cotton. Sizes S-XXL 

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  • 2) The Smurfs Clogs Shoe

    Let your feet do the talking, as you flee from Gargamel in these Smurfy shoes. Available in two colors and men and women sizes for every Smurf. 

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  • 3) The Smurfs Jokey Smurf Tongue T-Shirt

    Jokey Smurf at his finest. Being mature is great and all, but sometimes you need to let someone know you’re childish as Smurf. Available in 10 colors and an insane amount of sizes. 

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  • 4) One 1982 Smurf Hardee’s Collector Glass

    Talk about a blast from the past: Vintage Smurf glasses! Kids, we used to get nuts about collecting ALL the different glasses from fast food restaurants back in the ‘80s.  These are simply Smurftastic. 

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  • 5) Family Shirt

    The Smurfs was a show wayyyyy before Friends…. Sadly though, the Smurfs didn’t have a Central Perk to hang out in. 

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  • 6) My Mom Says I Am Cool T-Shirt

    Oh, you sweet little potato. I Smurf you so much. Ten color options and tons of sizes including toddler. 

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  • 7) Grouchy Smurf Figurine

    Set this guy on your desk and let him send the vibe that everyone can Smurf off. 

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  • 8) Smurfs Papa Smurf Collection Unisex Adult T Shirt

    A valid question, Papa. This shirt offers 5 different Papa Smurf-themed shirts. Sizes range from S – 5XL and are 100% cotton. 

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  • 9) Smurf Family Pretend Play Felt Masks

    For those times when you want to Smurf yourself, grab a Smurfette, Papa, or Brainy Smurf mask and get your Smurf on.  Now that I typed that, it seems a bit disturbing#moveon 

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  • 10) Lazy Smurf OG Slacker Sleepy Naps Graphic T Shirt

    Embrace your lazy side… just don’t be too lazy to throw it in your cart. Available in navy and white with sizes S – 5XL.

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  • 11) Smurfs Squad Papa Smurfette Cartoon Graphic T Shirt

    Why pick one Smurf when you can have a Smurf squad? Available in 2 shades of gray and sizes S – 5XL.

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  • 12) Smurfy High-Top Canvas Sneakers

    THIS! I think that I shall never smurf a smurfier pair of Smurf shoes. Available in women’s and men’s sizes. 

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