This adorable pup has nothing to do with holiday jokes, but he made us smile, so we're sharing him with you too.

It’s the season of giving and what better gift is there then a good laugh? Check out these delightful, kid-friendly jokes to impress the youth at your next holiday function!

  • What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa?

    A Christmas quacker.

  • Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

    They’re into all the wrapping.

  • What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?

    Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

  • What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?


  • What do you call a scary looking reindeer?

    A cariboo.

  • What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?


  • What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

    Subordinate clauses

  • What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?


  • What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?

    Silent Night.

  • What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

    Santa Pause

  • What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling?


  • What do you call a bunch of chess masters bragging about their games in a hotel lobby over the holidays?

    Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

  • What did one snowman say to the other?

    “Is it just me, or do you smell carrots?”

  • What do you call a Yeti with a six-pack?

    The Abdominal Snowman!

  • What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?

    “Soy to the World.”

  • What was Santa’s favorite subject in school?


  • What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

    A cookie sheet!

  • What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

    Stick with me, and we’ll go places!

  • What kind of photos do elves take?


  • What is Santa’s laundry detergent of choice?


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